Banned from zoo.
Again?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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