you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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