Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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