Have you finally orgasmed yet?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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