Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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