i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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