you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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