i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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