Only a mothe r could love this liver
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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