Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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