Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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