I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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