There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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