Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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