just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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