She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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