So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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