I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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