Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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