whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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