Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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