Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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