Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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