just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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