$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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