she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
time to smoke my breakfast
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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