Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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