If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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