all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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