I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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