Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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