what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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