8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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