Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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This house was built for laser tag.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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