Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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