i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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