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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Man can survive on receiving blowjobs alone.
*EVERY* blowjob is a *new* blowjob, sweetie.
Blowjobs are the only rewards one needs.
Sex? I'm not seeing anything else needed?
Anal. Definitely anal.
No, no you don't
Let me get this straight, there were times, as a reward, he accepted head scratches and nutella when blow jobs were an option?
Try using the nutella in recipes, then feeding him what you've cooked during the blowjob.
Your dog doesn't have a cell phone. Quit texting him.
Which head are you scratching?
How about incorporating the three?
Sounds fine to me
@1038 like *THAT* will happen. Ho's gonna ho.
Really hope I don't know who posted this. The MO seems strangely familiar...
Why?!?!?
Or you could give yourself some self respect
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