Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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