Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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