So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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