It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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