There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
is it fun? or sober?
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