5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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