Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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