I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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