all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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