This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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