i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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