oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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