The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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