Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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